What did Godzilla say when he ate the power plant? |
What did the light bulb say to the electric generator? |
| What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb? |
| Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive." |
| Why do transformers hum? |

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What is an electrician's favorite ice cream? |
| What would you call a power failure? |
| What would a barefooted man get if he steps on an electric wire? |
| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
| I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.Thomas Edison |